Sherri Bailey's posterous

I'm a comedy writer, obsessive-compulsive, pretend fire baton twirler from the South who hasn't lived in the South in hundreds of years.

I write about being on TV, about how much I love to travel, what a terrible cook I am, and how not to suck as a human person.

Oh, and I wrote a book.

You can find my words all over the interwebs. You can also find my face and occasionally my hands and elbows as well.

I weigh approximately the same as a piece of furniture.

Since the first of the year I've been trying to get on the treadmill every day. Some days I even turn it on.

I'd rather do just about anything than exercise - up to and including going to the dentist.

Okay. That's a lie. But I'd totally marry and divorce a dentist... if that would make me skinny again.